They think I don't know a butt-load of crap about the Gospels

Dear worthless AssHat aka My ex husband,

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/bitter rant

but still...

OccasusVenustas,

The following review has been submitted to: Beyond Death Chapter: 3


From: Texas Dragon ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/964295/ )
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Nice. okay so maybe that was a bit much for the eyes but it workd for me.
Anyway I was wondering if you were gonna do nything for that brief skip of TWO
years.

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Gee I'm sorry. You want to know what happened in the two years?

Severus:: *snarks*

Harry:: *snarks back*

Harry/Severus:: *buttsecks*

Harry:: I love you

Severus:: *snarks that means I love you too*

Harry:: *snarks at Ginny*

Severus:: *snarks at anyone within hearing range*

Harry/Severus:: *more hot buttsecks*

Harry/Severus:: *moves in together*

Harry/Severus:: *sends kids to Hogwarts*

Harry/Severus:: *more hott buttsecks with some dirty snark*

The end.

I would have been more detailed but the grammar of your review broke my brain.

/bitter rant

Title:: From Death
Pairing:: Severus/Harry
Chapter:: 3/3
Rating:: Hard R/NC-17 (I'm never sure between R and NC17) for this chapter.
Summary:: What happens when Harry Potter and Severus Snape meet in Limbo? When Harry lives through his near death experience he seeks answers from those thought to be long since passed.
Spoilers:: DH though I'm sure by now everyone has read it or has been spoiled.
A/N:: Not as angsty as I wanted but whatever. Part three, and last bit of the fic. It didn't even really go how I wanted it, but I think I like it anyway. :)

And a huge thanks to nevereverposts for helping me with some plot issues like dittany and such. *squish*

chapter one
chapter two


( Part_Three )

I have OWLs this year lmao! Not even kidding, that's what they call them.

(online writing labs)

It made me laugh.

Three things.

1) I've decided I have odd taste because

2) My boyfriend, Jason Isaacs, has been replaced by Steve Carell which leads me to

3) Say I were to write a fic based on the 40 year old virgin idea (kind of sort of) who would make the best virgin? Snape has been done a lot so..

Remus
Snape
Sirius

IDK. Ideas, anyone?

I'm still waiting on the ones from my sister's camera of the other two, but here are Adia, me and her daddy.



( Under_The_Cut )

Title:: From Death
Pairing:: Severus/Harry
Chapter:: 2/3
Rating:: pg13 for this chapter.
Summary:: What happens when Harry Potter and Severus Snape meet in Limbo? When Harry lives through his near death experience he seeks answers from those thought to be long since passed.
Spoilers:: DH though I'm sure by now everyone has read it or has been spoiled.
A/N:: Not as angsty as I wanted but whatever. This is part one, now edited. X-posted to IJ and communities. I also lied about this being two parts. It's going to have three.

And a huge thanks to nevereverposts for helping me with some plot issues like dittany and such. *squish*

chapter one


( part_2 )

Ah finally home, after like four hours and my car breaking down and all. Today=teh!suck.

So now I'm doing a meme stolen from _sabriel under a cut of course.

( Alphabet_Meme )

Title:: From Death
Pairing:: Severus/Harry
Chapter:: 1/2
Rating:: pg13 for this chapter.
Summary:: What happens when Harry Potter and Severus Snape meet in Limbo? When Harry lives through his near death experience he seeks answers from those thought to be long since passed.
Spoilers:: DH though I'm sure by now everyone has read it or has been spoiled.
A/N:: Not as angsty as I wanted but whatever. This is part one, now edited. X-posted to IJ and communities.

( Part_One )

Title:: A Prologue
Rating:: PG
Summary:: A prologue (to my soon-to-exist angst!fic) in which Snape tries to help me with my John-problem.
Disclaimer:: I don't own anything HP and for the record I really DON'T want or have any intention of John dying at all. He's just a shitty boyfriend.
A/N: Crack. Just x-posted to my IJ. I'm still brainstorming on the angst!fic but thanks to whatifisaidno I have a pretty good idea of where it's going.

( Prologue )

So I totally lost my inspiration for my angst fic. so anyone want to prompt me? Snarry angst with (I prefer) hopeful ending.

I'll take as many prompts as I can get.

*is uninspired*

Hey everyone! Guess what Elmo is thinking about today?

That's right.. BALLS! Balls! Elmo loves to play with Balls. Now, Elmo has a question... How do you play with balls? Let's ask Mr Noodle!

Mr Noodle! How do you play with Balls?

*watches as Mr Noodle pulls out gloves and a bat and a net*

No Mr Noodle! You have to use your hands! That's right! You play with balls with your hands!

There are all different kinds of balls!

Let's watch the balls channel to learn more about balls.

I know it's Elmo and this is like nine kinds of wrong but THIS is what HP pr0n has done to my brain!!!

At least Adia is too young to notice me snickering in that way :p

Title:: Drinking Game
Rating:: pg13 (for language)
Pairing:: Severus/Harry (mentions of Harry/other males and Ron/Hermione)
Summary:: This is what happens when your friends come up with stupid ideas while drunk.
Disclaimer:: I don't own.
A/N:: This falls under the category of Deathly What's? Because I'm still in denial that Deathly Hallows exists. So no spoilers. X-posted.

( Drinking_Game )

Why does Tim Burton even bother hiring a Casting Director. In my opinion, it's a waste of money because... well yeah.

And I also think Tim Burton, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter are a threesome. And that's hot. I mean really hot. If I ever did RPF I would totally fic them.

Sweeny Todd = WIN!!!!

So I just signed up for the snarry swap, and I've decided to look through the requests to make sure I have all my 'I won't's' in order so I don't get stuck writing something I hate (which happens to me EVERY TIME)

And I keep seeing "Watersports" on the kinks I want or Kinks I don't want. WTF is Watersports?

Title:: So You Say
Pairing:: Severus/Draco
Rating:: Pg13
Summary:: Just a moment between them.
Prompt:: Severus/Draco hot chocolate.
Disclaimer:: I don't own. I also declare both men are of consenting age. Not that it matters because there's no pr0n.
A/N:: I wish it were longer but baby makes that impossible. Still, I hope you like it and sorry it's so late. Happy Birthday whatifisaidno X posted to IJ

( So_You_Say )

daughter_moon!!! Thank you sooo much! I just got the package last night and I luuuurve it sooo muchly! The little sweater is perfect. It fits her now but it's stretchy so it'll fit her throughout most of winter, I'm sure.

Christian and Isabella love the bird and kitty. Isabella found the fish in the kitty's mouth particularly funny (she has an odd sense of humour... don't ask) but they slept with them last night.

I need to fic something for you. What would you like?

I need a Beta for a multi chaptered fic I'm in the middle of. Chapter one is almost finished. I only anticipate three or four chapters max and really I just want someone to look it over. It's A/U non magic puppies fic.

My first entry is going to be me saying *SQUEEEEEE* Because my son, Christian, is home. Where he belongs. In a place with SANE people.

Rawr.

But also Yay.

I'll be x-posting hp fics here soon, when I get the opportunity to be online for longer than five minutes :)