A Pissed off Letter
Dear worthless AssHat aka My ex husband,

I hate you. I usually don't hate but I honestly hate you right now. I don't feel sorry for you and your howwible welationship pwoblems. BOO EFFING HOO. Okay. She doesn't have shit to do with me or your children... you know those two little creatures, age five and seven, that you donated sperm to... yeah, them.

I'm done making excuses to them about why you never call and why, when you do call and promise them stuff, you never come through. I'm tired of telling them lies about why your girlfriend and the issues with her and her opinions are more valuable than being their father.

So basically, rot in hell. I'm not even kidding in the least bit. Rot. In. Hell.

No love,
A woman far to good to have ever married you aka your ex wife aka me.

/bitter rant