They think I don't know a butt-load of crap about the Gospels

Title: The Bargain
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: R
Summary: Post DH, Severus makes a bargain with Death, but when he returns to life, nothing is how he imagined it should be.
Warnings: DH compliant except for the epilogue. Past mentions of Mpreg, but only in conversation.
Disclaimer: I don't own this at all. So... there.
A/N: I dunno where the HELL this idea came from. It just sort of struck me and then irritated me until I wrote it. Now I can get back to my WIP. Stupid muse. X-posted liek woah.

( The Bargain )